Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe ...
Albert Einstein

A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human ...
Alan Turing

Two things control men's nature, instinct and experience ...
Blaise Pascal

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Source Code of Windows!

Денес баш и не ми се пишуваа многу, но за хумор има секогаш време.

Source Code of Windows!


#include "<"windows.h>
#include "<"system_errors.h>
#include "<"stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right or just call it Chicargo)\n");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}



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